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Inspired by one gloriously real Washington, D.C. incident involving a suspicious package, a street closure, the Bomb Squad, and the eventual determination that the threat was considerably more recreational than explosive. The B.O.O.B. Squad / Heteropolitan Police DONG SQUAD shirt honors the brave professionals willing to investigate when the package is suspiciously large.
Designed with all the dignity, restraint, and professionalism this incident absolutely does not deserve. Official status: Completely unofficial.
Specialty: Suspicious packages.
Jurisdiction: Wherever batteries are sold.Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by the Metropolitan Police Department or any other law-enforcement agency. Frankly, nobody authorized this. Elevate your outfit with the premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort! • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) • 20 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″ • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Designed with all the dignity, restraint, and professionalism this incident absolutely does not deserve. Official status: Completely unofficial.
Specialty: Suspicious packages.
Jurisdiction: Wherever batteries are sold.Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by the Metropolitan Police Department or any other law-enforcement agency. Frankly, nobody authorized this. Elevate your outfit with the premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort! • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) • 20 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″ • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh